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Breaking News: Camper Goes Number Two In Scarsdale Pool

Freestyle swimming raceJournalists for Scarsdale10583 got word on July 26th of an accident at the Scarsdale Municipal Pool – that is, an accident in a 4-year-old's swim trunks. The camper was reportedly swimming in the main pool when he just could not hold it in any longer. The main pool was closed upon discovery of the contaminant, but was opened a few hours later once the pool was cleaned. When asked about the incident, one witness provided crucial insight: "The main pool is closed. Some kid pooped in it."

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+1 #15 Sir Poopsalot 2017-07-29 13:05
I applaud the unnamed child for their regularity. Keep it going and you shall remain in good health. Just try to schedule better.
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+5 #14 Pool Boy 2017-07-28 19:43
It's like every story in The Onion, but it's true.
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+4 #13 Jeff Blatt 2017-07-28 14:17
In Joanne's defense, a few things:

1) Lighten up everybody

2) Scarsdale is a boring town, which is fine. When someone poops in the pool, it is the biggest news story of the day.

3) I doo doo think this was a great little writeup. Kudos to Jane Glaser.
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+3 #12 Joanne Wallenstein 2017-07-28 07:52
A note about our policy:

We publish news of local interest to Scarsdale residents. In this case, we got a few inquiries about why the pool was closed, We investigated and found out why.

Please note that we did not report any names. In fact we don't have a name - so there is no reason that anyone should feel stigmatized or embarrassed.

Please understand that our readers look to us to publish news of local interest and we will continue to do so.
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+3 #11 Paulette T 2017-07-27 19:59
It happens ;-) :cry: :-?
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-6 #10 Diane L 2017-07-27 19:06
How could you possibly print a story like this? It's a waste of readers' time.
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+8 #9 Mitchell H 2017-07-27 12:51
The author must be very proud!

What a scoop!
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+2 #8 Clickbait 2017-07-27 12:51
This event is covered, although it happens several times a year...and Astorino's success on Westchester's behalf after a seven-year battle with HUD is not even mentioned?
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+7 #7 Bill 2017-07-27 10:39
Its was just a Baby Ruth.
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+3 #6 sal gulla 2017-07-27 08:59
Don't you think this has happened during the last 40 years ?? Why publish this now...the accident is over but humiliation stays forever..WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS STORY ??
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