Friday, Mar 29th

Breaking News: Camper Goes Number Two In Scarsdale Pool

Freestyle swimming raceJournalists for Scarsdale10583 got word on July 26th of an accident at the Scarsdale Municipal Pool – that is, an accident in a 4-year-old's swim trunks. The camper was reportedly swimming in the main pool when he just could not hold it in any longer. The main pool was closed upon discovery of the contaminant, but was opened a few hours later once the pool was cleaned. When asked about the incident, one witness provided crucial insight: "The main pool is closed. Some kid pooped in it."

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